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THE CLIENT IS ALWAYS WRONG.

Rules of engagement:

Do Not:

1. Do Not: Email me about how much you dislike the product. I don't go in to a store and proclaim my hate for tomatoes. I expect as much from you. None of this, "I don't like the scale/rules/detail/design/stories/website/spelling/foul language." I don't care, I'll delete it. Maybe we can chat at a con, spin a yarn, take rides on a farm, gawk at a school marm, throw rocks and cause harm, set off security alarms, or look at pictures of your sister. Either way, theres a time and place for that, and if any of it comes here I'll delete it.

2. Do Not: Email me about customer service. I'am keen on making sure you have recieved what you payed for, but this isnt the email for that shit. If I see it, I'll delete it. And if I see you bitching about no response from customer service on a forum when you sent the email to the wrong email, I will kick a ball of yarn up your ass and have my cat Momma Kitty dig it out. One of you will be entertained and one of you will know the feeling of fingernails scratching a blackboard from the inside out.

If I suspect the email has any of the above, say it together now, "I'll delete it." If I am half a sentence into the email and it contains any of the above, your sixth sense is spot on, I'll delete it.

Do So:

1. Fill out a relevant subject header. If you do not know what a subject header is, bring your computer into the bathroom, plug it in, take a nice bath with the keyboard in your lap and continue to write me a email. If the subject header does not contain a relevant topic, I'll consider deleting it. If I open it and it does not contain a relevant subject, madam Zelda rubs her crystal and says, He'll delete it.

2. Email a relevant subject. I'm open for suggestions regarding ideas for miniatures/abilities/races/weapons/games etc. If I am bemused by your subject, you will get a answer of Yes or Maybe So, and your email will be catorgized, alphabatized, then numeritially sanitized. If your email is not bemusing then, shake the magic 8 ball, He will delete it!

3. If you find a mistake in a product let me know and I'll take care of it. Spelling etc, lemme know. I dont care if the spelling on my website is ass. It's not my product. It is a shell to sell product, showcase my world and scream unintelligble crap at the top of my lungs.

4. If you have a question about the website or a product feel free to ask. No problem. If its a good question then Ill put it in my "Frequently Asked Questions Dammit!" category on my website. I appreciate you helping me address frequent questions so I dont have to answer them all the time.

5. Sculptors. I will always give a artist the time of day because I have been there/done that and it sucks when people do not even respond. Anyone applying for work/job etc through me I'll contact you as soon as I can.

6. Check my FAQD before you email. If it's answered in my FAQD and you still email I will delete it. Thats why I have a FAQD, so I don't have to answer the same questions over and over again. If you read the FAQD and still have a question then that's cool.