| Mr Personality - More than you need to know but not so much you'll hide from me. If your under the illusion Im a okay guy, dont read any further!
Food: Some people think im a picky eater. Running joke at my friends house is for his mom to come in and ask me if I want to stay for dinner then she rattles off some nasty dinner item. hahhahah.......... it gets old the 50th time. Im not a picky eater. You people just eat wierd shit. I am a very simple eater. I will eat the shittiest quality food by the plate full as long as its simple. I dont like shit being mixed. I dont like chopped up tomatoes in my tacos. I dont like onions on my burger. I dont like chilis in my chili. I like all meals done very basically. Its really very simple. Appearantly the world has yet to catch on.
If I want to put shit like cheese and onion and tabasco and garlic powder on my shit, lemme do it, dont assume. True I dislike some foods. Mainly vegetables, tomatoes, green beans, squash, spinach, whole cabbage, beats, cellery, pickles, onions, chihlis, fish, liver etc etc, all that shit. Keep it real and simple. Dont put shit in my food.
Who am I: Im a bit of a introvert, and a bit of a bore unless you know me. Id rather stay home and stare at the wall or gab on the phone than go for a totally random movie on the town. Usually. Recently I have been obsessed with getting rid of any of my possesions that I do not highly value or use often. This has resulted in bags of goodies going to my friends with bewildered looks on thier faces.
Loud: I am actually quite verbal but will only be so around my very best friends and am semi verbal if around my friends and around a casual friend. When you combine two or more of my best friends I cannot be shutup and become unbelievably childish and demented. Add Mountain Dew to that mix and you best nail the furniture down!
Short: I do not drink, I do not dance, I have not a single std in my pants. But hey, anything could happen.
Maminal: I like animals but have allergies. Really sux. Im thinking I might be able to handle a bulldog or very short haired indoor dog but I just dont know. Cats are cool, but thier stuck up bitches, which is why their cool. But i dont care for their attitude so Im a dog person.
Crowd: I dont mind people per say but citys are a bit CLUSTERFUCKED. having lived in a sizable city my entire life, a change of pace will be nice.
4 Wheels: I am a very good and very aware driver. I drive according to the vehicle Im in. If its old, take it easy and slow, if its fast, step a little on the gas. You wont die as my passenger but protect your virgin ears to my incoherant slanderings of bad drivers. phrases like, "Venomous roman cock slut!" are quite commonly misplaced in my vehicular vocabulary. Pay attention to your surroundings, be considerate of others, and drive decisively. If your sporadic, jumpy, overreactive, or a woman driver odds are you cannot drive or meld seemlesy into a mass of fast paced traffic. Well actually, that was a bit rude of me, being a little sporadic never hurt anyone.
Sports: I dont like sports. I played soccer as a kid. Four years. Got a silver medal for placing 2nd (duh) in the southern california championships twice. Tennis is interesting but thats because me and a friend played the hell out of the two tennis games on the dreamcast. I dig volleyball but rarely get to play. We still have great disdain for all other sports. I have a slight soft spot for soccer still, even though it is unfuckingbelievably boring on tv. I just know when I played, I got to kick people in the nuts. As the ref yellow carded me for the 1st time and my step dad gave me a look of disproval I simply said, "He jumped on my foot!". Suffice to say we had good defense and the other team had no balls.
Personal: I am patient on some things and not so patient on others. If I see something I like on the inernet or a magazine I can usually wait months to see if I really want it or not. Or rather, I wait months and lose interest is more like it. However I must say that when I see stuff in person Im rather a impulse slut on the spot. I do better when I have something clearly in my head I'd like to buy rather then window shopping which leads to impulse shopping.
I am also short on patience when people tell me stories. 98% of people are fine, but theres a two percent that have to tell you, what the other person said, how they said it, what they were wearing, what they were doing, how you got to talking to them in the 1st place and how you got there from the very moment you woke up, then they have to retell you all of this just so you get it the 2nd time. If you do this to me, odds are I'll fuckin walk. This is why I do not let my mom pick me up to go somewhere. I always insist on taking my own vehicle. I learned as shes going on and on that jumping out of a moving car might hurt, so to avoid infinite bordem and possible pain I just dont put myself in that situation in the 1st place without a escape route. As said in the movie RONIN, "never walk into a place you cant walk out of."
Tingly: I take things so seriously my left arm started going numb while playing a computer multiplayer game. After that, the only multi I play is co-op. Yeah, i know, its just a game, thats what all my friends say till they are off thier game too, then the controllers fly, the keyboards are pounded, monitors punched and everything is "Gods fault". Couple weeks later my other best friends left arm started tingling when playing multi. After that, we enjoy co-op together. its only a game if you dont mind being a loser. LOSER. As Navy Seals say "2nd place is 1st place loser!"
Art: I just do what I do. I don't care where my arts going anymore. If I can finish a piece and not cringe then I move on.
Child: I have tried my best to remain a child in some ways. I have sadly lost alot of my imagination and dreaming. Of playing in my head. Luckily I have found that through music and art and am able to retain some form of heavy emotional imaginative dreaming that translates into fantasetical creativity. A very strong want to create to the point where I cannot do anything but. Which is good cuz otherwise I'd go get a real job or something because of lack of self inspiration.
Boredom: I find myself becoming bored with anything and everything. Tv, movies, comic books, on and on. That is both good and bad. The bad means Im basically critical of entertainment in a way I never was before. The good means I want to make something better.
Anger: I have quite a temper as did my dad. and step dad. I do my utmost best to never start shit with friends no matter what. I think im just growing old enough not to give a crap anymore. Effort is something I now guard. The point of getting worked up and angry to change nothing is pointless so the effort is not wasted. You grow up thinking, man, why is this this and this the way it is? Trust me, when you grow up, you find out and finding out is not fun.
Be kind and persevere hoping those around you become a product of you.
Polite: I say please and thank you. At the very least thanks. If your a man I swing my arm back leaving store doors ajar, easier for you to open for you and or your lady friend. If your a lady and within 15 feet then I hold the door open for you. If you dont show a hint of ackknowledgement, shake of the head, nod, thanks, then thats cool, your just a mincy little faggot ball.
Create: I am quite a giver. I dont see fit for charging for logos or other art to help someone out. Half of it stems from me not wanting to make money off my art unless I am in full control. I do not want to be financially rewarded for something I could not impact in my own way because i think of it as incomplete or half ass as in your vision.
Half the problem is people see my work and like it, then expect i can do the same thing for them. The problem is, the only reason i did that well is because i had totall control and no monkey on my back letting me do exactly what i want, how i wanted it. If left to my own conscious i will one up or match myself. If left to someone not knowing exactly what they want or with diminutive expectations then generally the work comes out less creative, watered down, or with that corporate icky feel. AKA, ill be hella happy if i can make a living drawing what i like otherwise id rather be a blue collar worker anyday.
Shakes: I have a Phileal Tremor. For those of you out there who have never seen me in action dont be alarmed. Basically my hands tremble all the time. When im hungry or nervous or tired etc they tremble a bit worse. This always gets conversations going. How in the fuck do you draw shaky? With my hand firmly resting on a blank sheet of paper on top of my main drawing you hose beast. Actually my cousin has it also but not quite as bad. I had never noticed it in myself then one day I saw my cousins hands slightly shaking and thought, yeah that is a bit wierd.
You get used to it being around me but it never fails to pop up with new people. Especially when they think you could be on drugs or are nervous which is sometimes embarrassing or annoying. Dude I knew in my very short time in college had it so bad he has to take medicine else if hes carrying a cup of joe half of it would go everywhere.
Me: Im tired, Im pissed, Im hungry, Im wired, and slightly shaky, Im just me. I hope I make it. I hope we all make it. I hope somehow we survive the shit train known as life. Maybe thats just my perspective. Maybe thats just me.
oooo, look at you all gussied up in yur pretty pinks to read all about me. aint that the shit :0 |
